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Discussion in 'Your Writer's Den' started by misspukes alot, Aug 19, 2009.

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  1. thornapple

    thornapple New Member

    The only light he will ever see is the one shining out of his own @$$, and that's only because his head is stuck so far up there.

    (that's mine! now it's public domain)
     
    thornapple, Sep 30, 2009
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  2. jabber

    jabber New Member

    You want some cheese with that whine ???
     
    jabber, Sep 30, 2009
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  3. leviticus

    leviticus Jonah's whale

    I think His cheese just slipped off his cracker
     
    leviticus, Sep 30, 2009
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  4. deercharmer1

    deercharmer1 Somewhere in the forest....

    Who cut the cheese? :D :D :D :D :D


    My Nana aways used to say that to us when we couldn't find stuff!!! ("If it was a snake, it woulda bit ya!")



    I'm not late til I get there.

    ~Me, driving erratically on my way to work.
     
    deercharmer1, Oct 1, 2009
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  5. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

    .
     
    pardonme, Oct 2, 2009
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  6. gardenfish

    gardenfish New Member

    "Are we there yet?"
     
    gardenfish, Oct 2, 2009
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  7. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

    .
     
    pardonme, Oct 2, 2009
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  8. gardenfish

    gardenfish New Member

    we were just at the restaurant!!
     
    gardenfish, Oct 2, 2009
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  9. bdavis

    bdavis It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

    Don't make me pull this car over.
     
    bdavis, Oct 2, 2009
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  10. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

    .
     
    pardonme, Oct 2, 2009
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  11. thornapple

    thornapple New Member

    Are we there yet?
     
    thornapple, Oct 3, 2009
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  12. deercharmer1

    deercharmer1 Somewhere in the forest....

    The next time you smell dog sh*t, look at the bottom of your shoe!!!!! :mad:

    ~ Yelled by an angry dad as the kids (including, presumably, the offender) jumped out of the car in the parking lot.....

    Remembering this still makes me laugh!!! :D
     
    deercharmer1, Oct 4, 2009
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