Football player's tweet to God

Ok, this is funny.

 

LOL. I say him drop that touchdown pass. He's right. No one is gonna forget it...

 

Anyone who goes by the name Stevie is a pansy anyway. I hope God DID make him drop it.

 

Worse than the grammar is that he actually believes God works that way.

 

Wouldn't it be cool if God DID work that way? I mean, he's sitting up there tweaking the system just to f with football players. ;D

tell me God didn't make the Patriots lose to the Giants. That HAD to be divine.

 

LOL. David Tyree must have his ticket to heaven punched already then. Maybe he was a saint in a previous life?

 

He was probably Joseph (Jesus' pawpaw) in his previous life.

 

I already know I'm going to heaven for hawking Vitamin C so aggressively. I'm like God's pharma rep...

 

LOL.... unless it kills us all in the end! ;D

 

Maybe that's his plan. Reduce the +/- degree of acceptible variance for low salt diet treatments. ;D

 

Thanks for reminding me to take my VMS!

 

No, you shelved it bc you're terrified of spewing while walking across campus.

 

You should make them pay you.

Btw, are we even allowed in this forum? God might be watching...

 

I hope he is. I've got a bone to pick with him about making me drop a flyball in Little League.

 

Those memories never go away, dude. :-\

 

Maaaaaan I saw it and it was a WIDE open pass that would have won the game straight up - ouch!!