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“My friend is dead! What can I do?”

Discussion in 'Your Front Porch' started by Caribbean, May 18, 2009.

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  1. Caribbean

    Caribbean New Member

    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

    The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“ :eek:
     
    Caribbean, May 18, 2009
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  2. Daize

    Daize New Member

    U R soooo bad ;) :D :D :D
     
    Daize, May 18, 2009
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  3. Jenny

    Jenny Nystagmus sucks. A lot.

    heh. That's so wrong.
     
    Jenny, May 18, 2009
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  4. Aegir

    Aegir New Member

    That's so coooool ;D
     
    Aegir, May 18, 2009
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  5. Seadog

    Seadog Ambidextrous dumb-ass with out coffee

    You sure that wants in Kentucky???
     
    Seadog, May 18, 2009
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  6. scarflady

    scarflady Member since 2001 Princess And The Pea Dumbass

    He must not have been wearing the "orange". hahaha
     
    scarflady, May 18, 2009
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  7. wlyeager

    wlyeager Fly fishing is good for the soul

    Just following directions................
     
    wlyeager, May 18, 2009
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  8. scarflady

    scarflady Member since 2001 Princess And The Pea Dumbass

    Ahhhh.... I see. You do what your rice krispies tell you to do?
     
    scarflady, May 18, 2009
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  9. dizzykitty

    dizzykitty New Member

    LOL Loved it>>>>
     
    dizzykitty, May 18, 2009
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  10. burd

    burd New Member

    Ha! That is really twisted. It suits my family well so I emailed it out to a bunch. Are we sick or what? lol
     
    burd, May 18, 2009
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