Thirty-two Words To Wellness

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  1. burd

    burd New Member

    Well I'm not qualified but I am good with offering my opinions. ;)
     
  2. Seadog

    Seadog Ambidextrous dumb-ass with out coffee

    Could be the understatement of the year;}
     
  3. gardenfish

    gardenfish New Member

    I need some expert opinions. Soon.

    {Burdy, Seadog}
     
  4. Seadog

    Seadog Ambidextrous dumb-ass with out coffee

    Don't swim with sharks, and only run with small dogs
     
  5. burd

    burd New Member

    I can't argue with that one.  8)



    "You can't run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy."


    Ok, so it has nothing to do with your project. It's all I got right now.

    We're a boatload of help aren't we.  :p :D
     
  6. Seadog

    Seadog Ambidextrous dumb-ass with out coffee

    Wet your finger with liquid dish detergent to smooth the caulk.

    Now that helpful.
     
  7. gardenfish

    gardenfish New Member

    you to are a laugh riot. Thanks. :)
     
  8. burd

    burd New Member

    Now I need to come up with something useful too...
    hmmm...

    I'm very good at painting, so, I will say pay extra for a great quality paintbrush as it will last a long time and perform beautifully. I've had my Purdy for 16 years.

    But I like this advice better...I'll come up there and you put down your tools and set the project aside and you and I get a bite to eat and we go for a walk. :)
    Whatcha doin next week?
     
  9. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

  10. gardenfish

    gardenfish New Member

    Burdy has a Purdy.

    yes, let us go for a walk next week. We can think of ways to bother Seadog.
    Pardonme, thank you for your expert advice. Sheesh!
     
  11. Seadog

    Seadog Ambidextrous dumb-ass with out coffee

    I have dorky shoes ..I have to , I have dozens, and dozens of shoes.

    But I don't name my paint brushes,,sheesh!

    Put down masking tape before you caulk, this will make the installation of the caulk neat and it will give you a clean straight line.

    Ha
     
  12. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

  13. Seadog

    Seadog Ambidextrous dumb-ass with out coffee

    Brilliant.

    But not practical.

    Sticking your tongue out and biting you lip rarely makes the caulk come out of the tube like you want it to.
     
  14. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

  15. Seadog

    Seadog Ambidextrous dumb-ass with out coffee

    Cursing helps.

    What are these instructions you speak of?
     
  16. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

  17. Seadog

    Seadog Ambidextrous dumb-ass with out coffee

    Has caulk reach up there yet? I thought you used a mixture of mud and caribou fat
     
  18. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

  19. burd

    burd New Member

    Silly dog, Purdy is a brand not a name.  ::)



    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
    I feel faint.
     
  20. burd

    burd New Member

    Just as much as throwing a fit and cussing doesn't clean up the mess any faster when you step on the edge of a paint tray and flip the whole thing up on your leg.

    I also learned that smacking your finger with the hammer doesn't drive a nail in any faster.
     

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