The Dumbass Club, redux. :)

*******PG-13 warning*******

So I hooked up my new shower-head in the apartment today and jumped into the shower for its first use... I turned on the water and twisted the knob to sent the water to the shower nozzle and BLAST.. ICE Cold water into my "stuff"....SOOOOO COLD.... I forgot to angle the shower-head downwards.. I was use to it already being done (like my old place)

I probably hit tones I haven't hit since pre-puberty

Laugh Away!!!!!

 

Sean

 

This reminds me of an episode of Seinfeld. Keep hitting those high notes my friend!! ;D

 

I went to post something here at the forum just a moment ago and when I went to the bottom of the page the reply box was gone!!! Yeah....turns out this Perky Happy Dumbass forgot to log on first. DUH!!!

 

lulu
i have been so dumbass this week i wouldn't know where to start.......i even left the hospital in my slippers i thought my trainers were my slippers so packed em away wasnt til i was sat on bench outside waiting for lift home that i looked down and thought i'm sure my trainers weren't pink this morn

 

Amanda I think our birthdays last week have affected our brain cells sweetie!!

Hope you're recovering ok though. (((Hugs))) :-*

 

i think so lulu i am soooo dumbass at the moment

 

I made a casserole for dinner tonight using a Corning Ware dish with a cover on it. When it was done I took it out of the oven, took the lid off and put it in the sink. Bad idea....the sink was pretty cold and the lid exploded!! It made such a loud noise when it shattered that it had my ears ringing even louder than they usually do!! :

Moral of the story from this Perky Happy Dumbass....do NOT put a hot Corning Ware lid into a cold sink unless you're ready for the impending explosion!!

 

I'm succh a dumbass that I forgot what my dumbass moment was!!!!! DUH!!!!!

I know it was really, really good though.................... ummmmmmmmmmm..................... nope, gone!

 

I had my post-op follow up appointment this morning. It's about a 30 minute drive to get there. My phone rang as I was leaving, so I popped out my hearing aid to attempt the call (never could get the tele-coil working too good). Hop in the car, drive to the doc's office, walk in and realize - no hearing aid. So I tell the receptionist that I'll be virtually deaf. Of course if you're going to pick a place to be deaf, the Hearing Center is probably a good choice I can read lips pretty well, so when they came out to call me I saw my name. There was nothing to the appointment. The doc peeled the tape off and pronounced me good to go. Drive back home and my phone rings again. When I reach into my pocket to get the phone, I discover my hearing aid had been in there all along.

Yes! 2 for 1 Dumbass Special! I think I'll stay off the streets today.

 

Where do I begin?

 

Once upon a time in a dumbass place far, far away I......

 

I wanted to till the garden last Sunday so on Saturday I brought up the old Garden tiller. I had no intention of doing the work just getting the damn thing started. Last year I almost threw it away it was such a bitch to start.

But lo and behold it started on the second pull.

So I thought what the hell I might as well do the garden.

I set it on the lowest setting watched for a second then went into the garage to get hearing protection.

When I came back out it was gone.

It had taken off down the driveway, I ran after it and as I was just about to grab the handle in spun around and headed back up the driveway and into Haggies flower garden.

I think I win again

 

Are you serious... or is this one of your stories

 

Yup a real A.F.V moment

 

I was trying to log on here just now and I kept getting a message that my password was incorrect. I tried like 5 times before I finally realized my 'caps lock' was on. Duh Lulu!

The Perky Happy Dumbass rides again!!!

 

I had a pill box which I think I must've lost today.In it I had 1 Vicoden and 2 ear plugs so that if I ever I go to the movies,I can stuff one in my bad ear,because of Hyperacusis.
I also keep on my person a small container of Valium.Why I keep any Valium I do not know.I think the last time I took a Valium was just before I had my teeth cleaned at the dentist and that was 5 months ago.