The Dumbass Club, redux. :)

Thank You!

Good to see you Gardenfish...

 

Hello Little Ones!!

A hearty Dumbass welcome to our latest member Mitten Troll, who will forever be known as the Hug Slut Dumbass as bestowed upon him by our Grand Dumbass, the kind and wonderful Gardenfish! Revel in your newfound Dumbassedness! You have earned it so wear it proudly!


MOTTO
“If you don’t know you are a Dumbass then you are a Dumbass.”

Officers

Gardenfish Grand Dumbass
Tori Counselor
Bergie, Storm and Trish Brewmasters
Linda Secretary
Dixie Treasurer
Burd Assistant Treasurer (but we have no money)
Spinner Lead Driver and Coffee Expert
Artlover Resident Dragon Expert
Vwjimmyoz Vehicle Repair and Customizing
Jim1884again Chief of Rhetorical Matters
Charisse Women’s Hormonal Expert
Pardonme Mentor of Elegance and Wit
Sarita Instructor of the World View
Wobbles Scientist and Master of Erudition
Deecharmer Enviromental Consultant
Survivedit Grillmaster
Thornapple Resident Humorist
Jagmi Boat Captain
Aladdin Posterchild and Publicist (as if we need a publicist)
Silent Melody Mistress of Hope
Peanut Brittle Sort of Translator of Confusion and Obfuscation
Dizzyj Prognosticator
Phildsc Information Specialist (news reporter)
Prima Donna Dumbass Club Founding Member
Lulu48 Most Able Assistant




Membership

Gardenfish Grand Dumbass
Linda Baseball Dumbass
Charisse Georgia Chainsaw Dumbass
Ripper roo First Aussie Dumbass
Dizzjo Stressbusting Dumbass
Dixie Chick Quilt Queen Dumbass
Cdedie Dedicated Dumbass
Burd Feathered Dumbass
Trish Undercover Dumbass
AmandaJ Vodka Queen Dumbass
FreshFaith Dumbass Wench
Cowcollector Mooving Dumbass
Artlover Dumbass Author and Artist
Peanut Brittle Candied Dumbass
Bergie SmartAss Dumbass
Goomeri Spinner Sooo Much Fun Dumbass
Deputy Dog Patriotic Dumbass
Spinner Latte On a Motorcycle Dumbass
Headnoise Dumbass Optimist
Vwjimmyoz Dumbass Car Nut
Silent Melody Oy Ve! Dumbass
Magenta Mystical Dumbass
Tess Numbass Dumbass
Woozee Computer-tossing Dumbass
Robyn SexyBlondDumbass
Charlesj Dumbenough Charles Dumbass
Jagmi Redwings Dumbass
Aladdin Posterchild Dumbass
Pluto Groaning Dumbass
Rev No Fool Dumbass Matrix
TracyInIndy Midwest Dumbass
SMC Sandy Footprints Dumbass
Rachel Nonsensical Dumbass
Dizzyj Nostradumbass
Gerg Welcome Mat Dumbass
DBE Dancing Through Life Dumbass
Stacey Dumbass From Onion Country
Anubis Last Year Dumbass
Daisycow Bloomin’ Bovine Dumbass
SandinHerShoes Queen Margarita Dumbass
Starfish Dog Lovin’ Dumbass
Jabber Ass-backwards Dumbass
Nava Alta Fuel Gauge Challenged Dumbass
Donis Dumbass Liaison of Laughter
DizzyNBlue Forever Faithful Dumbass
Survivedit 30 Year Long List Dumbass
Knitter Sobbing Dumbass
Wileyriley Dumbass Stumbler
Jmunding GownOnBackwards Dumbass
Rizzy Efficacious Dumbass
Loz Looloo Dumbass
Cupoftea Trapped In D.C. Dumbass
Dizzybabe68 Smiling Dumbass
Daize WooHoo Dumbass
Januarygirl Quirky Dumbass
Verti_Geaux Hot and Spicy Dumbass
DizE Donna June Memorial Never Change Dumbass
Kimberly Scrambled Dumbass
Earinger Okie “Model” Dumbass
Tumbleweed Ocean Sunrise Dumbass
Tm53 LooksBeforeLeaps Dumbass
USMC Marine Dumbass
Vertigo247 HaHa Dumbass
Devansarty Orderly Dumbass
Dizzy teacher 2 Sweet Heart Dumbass
CdnTBear PrideInAPuddle Dumbass
Imtickledpink WayEager Dumbass
Kerryh Credentialed Dumbass
Seadog Ambidextrous Dumbass Without Coffee
Tori Licensed Clinical Dumbass
Titus Dumbass Professor
RKostiukR Happy Speller Dumbass
Pardonme Certified Charming Dumbass
Scarflady Princess and the Pea Dumbass
Aliza Inspirational Dumbass
Carolyn33 Dumbass Name Changer
Newlady Devilmaycare Dumbass
Phildsc Moose Eared Dumbass
JMsScottie1 Blue Tort Dumbass Bunny
Winsome Misplaced Dumbass
Mcdizzy Who’s the Dumbass Dumbass
Job1315 Normal JustLikeYouandMe Dumbass
Uncle Buck Mighty Favorable Dumbass
John Forgotten Dumbass
June Healthcare Dumbass Puzzler
Tara Tara, Always a good multitasking smartass Dumbass
Sheri61 Dumbass Wherever She Goes
Shining Dumbass Witch & Minister of Quack Cures
Papajoe Surprised Dumbass
Prima Donna Queen Dumbass of Nuttyham aka: Ban Me and I’ll
Ban You Dumbass
Calliope Driving Snow Dumbass
Louise High-heeled Mary Jane Dumbass
Endoquest Sworn To Secrecy Dumbass
Egross Reluctant Surefire Dumbass
Lulu48 Perky Happy Dumbass
Karenlr What Was I Thinking Dumbass
CarolineJ. Brain-Fogged Cutie-Pie from Ontario Dumbass
UKgirl Dumbass Across the Pond
Rottiesrule Doggie Diva Dumbass
KTabc Cheese Head Dumbass
Mrdizzy WTF Dumbass
Gustav123 Dumbass Jackass
Mitten Troll! (SMRoz) Hug Slut Dumbass

 

Paul, it is so good to see you here again. I hope you and Tori both are getting the upper hand.

 

Gardenfish (Paul) so happy to see you!!! You have been missed beyond belief!!!!!!!

 

Bob and Carol thank you for your good cheer.

 

Well while trying to warm my feet up by a heater this morning their was suddenly a burning smell. Seems I burned a hole thru my slipper and didnt realize it. What a Dumbass move that was.

 

Mexican Dumbass -

Montezuma's revenge count -

Me - twice
BF - untouched by the wretched thing



Just had to get this picture for you guys in the club...

 

By golly I think we have ourselves a mascot for the Dumbass Club!!! Way to go Caroline!!

 

Very funny Caroline! Fits in perfectly

 

Ok, so my wifi connection at home is spotty, so I came to a coffee shop to use the free wifi (and get out for some ME time, since I've been stuck at home). Just got a new laptop, and don't have itunes on it, so I decided to download it while I was here, as I can't at home. The download gets 2 seconds away from being done, AND I CANCEL IT! SO... downloading again. DUMBASS

 

Tara that is something i do a lot

 

i'm such a dumbass i forgot how i got my black eye.............hmmm i decided to hang my wooden stars from the ceiling .having knocked them down twice already shaking the blanket i thought to myself better make sure i am never stood under them while i shake out the blankets.....2 seconds later i shook the blanket looked up and ended up with a star in my eye....ouch it hurts brings a whole new meaning to stars in your eyes too...........fiance's mum sent me a card and i knew i had to open it carefully dont ask how i just new...thought hahahaah you didnt get me as i opened the card full of christmas confetti....put the card on the side 2 mins later i look around and think oooh who is that one from open it and woosh confetti everywhere.........easy mistake yes not to do it 4 times in a blinking row it isnt...

 

Barometric pressure was dropping this morning, knew not to drive to work so my friend brought me.. I also brought the remote control for the TV. I guess I wanted to change channels in my head on the way. Then I couldn't remember my friends name.. fog? what brain fog? who are you guys?

 

I caught myself pouring milk into a drinking glass via a shot glass and martini shaker.

 

Would this be the same kind of "milk" that requires an ID check for anyone that looks 30 years old or younger to purchase?

 

Nope with breakfast I don't know why. I pulled all the martini tools and started pouring shots of milk into the shaker. Glad my wife didn't see it.

 

I cut myself. I always open a bandaid and stick a corner of it to the countertop while cleaning up the wound so it's ready as soon as I'm done. I put neosporin on the pad of the bandaid, (and will put a thin skim over the cut when done cleaning it.) I drop the tube of neosporin, as I reach down to pick it up I smack my head on the edge of the countertop, as I straighten up I discover the bandaid is stuck to my hair, not only pulling my hair when peeling it off but getting neosporin on it. I get a fresh bandaid and in the process knock the bottle of peroxide over. Is it any wonder my husband shudders when he sees me using sharp objects? Once the damage is the done the drama is not over. :

 

I was in the garage yesterday and the Sea Hag stuck her head out and yelled for me to please bring in the camera with you.

Camera I thought what an odd request? Maybe her crazy ass dog was doing something cute.

But then I remembered that I had left the camera in the truck after the trip and with this temperature it would be a bad Idea to leave it there.

So I handed her the camera case as I walked by to resume my football watching. She just stood there with a smile in her face.


"What up" I yelled from the other room.

Oh just trying to figure out how to hammer a nail with this thing.

Damn hearing people think that they are sooooo funny.

 

Sorry Seadog, but that s%&t happens to me all the time so I just have to ..............

 

I think I am improving. I have learned to recognize a mistake by the fifth or sixth time I make it.