The Dumbass Club, redux. :)

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  1. gardenfish

    gardenfish New Member

    Greetings!
    If you are reading this, then you belong. Welcome.

    The Dumbass Club was born from adversity in the Summer of 2005. A forum troll called me a dumbass. Rather than react to his bait, I decided to make something of it all. The Dumbass Club is the result. In its first months it had more views and posts than any topic in the history of this forum. When it disappeared in a forum crash,the views were in the thirty thousands. I had hoped to turn the post into a book, but I failed to copy it all and that is that. It had proven to be the most popular topic ever on this forum. I am proud of that. It proves to me that goodness prevails.

    DEDICATION
    To Donna June/DizzyChick/Nueva Vida/Prima Donna/Sista Cuzzin. To know her was to respect her and interact with her was to love her. Maybe she will return to the forum on day. I hope you are well Dear Lady. She has returned after several years. I cheer, I cry, I jump up and down. I wonder what marvelous havoc she has in mind ::)

    RULES

    1. The Dumbass Club is a haven. Therefore, only positive posts are allowed. In the amazing history of The Dumbass Club there was never a single negative post. Understand that there were thousands of posts. Please maintain this attitude.
    2. Have fun.
    That’s it.

    MOTTO
    “ If you don’t know you are a dumbass then you are a Dumbass”.

    OFFICERS

    Gardenfish Grand Dumbass
    Tori Counselor
    Bergie, Storm, Trish Brewmasters
    Linda Secretary
    Dixie Treasurer
    Burd Assistant Treasurer (but we have no money)

    Spinner Lead Driver and Coffee Expert
    Artlover Resident Dragon Expert
    Vwjimmyoz Vehicle Repair and Customizing
    Jim1884again Chief of Rhetorical Matters
    Charisse Women's Homonal Expert
    Pardonme Mentor of Elegance and Wit
    Sarita Instructor of the World View
    Wobbles Scientist and Master of Erudition
    Deercharmer Environmental Consultant
    survivedit Grillmaster
    Thornapple Resident Humorist
    jagmi Boat Captain
    Aladdin Posterchild and Publicist (as if we need a publicist)
    Silent Melody Mistress of Hope
    Peanut Brittle Sort of Translator of Confusion and Obfuscation
    dizzyj Prognosticator
    phildsc Information Specialist (news reporter)
    Prima Donna




    MEMBERSHIP


    Gardenfish Grand Dumbass
    Linda Baseball Dumbass
    Charisse Georgia Chainsaw Dumbass
    Ripper roo First Aussie Dumbass
    Dizzjo Stressbusting Dumbass
    Dixie Chick Quilt Queen Dumbass
    Cdedie Dedicated Dumbass
    Burd Feathered Dumbass
    Trish Undercover Dumbass
    AmandaJ Vodka Queen Dumbass
    FreshFaith Dumbass Wench
    Cowcollector Mooving Dumbass
    Artlover Dumbass Author and Artist
    Peanut Brittle Candied Dumbass
    Bergie SmartAssDumbass
    Goomeri Spinner Sooo Much Fun Dumbass
    Deputy Dog Patriotic Dumbass

    Spinner Latte On a Motorcycle Dumbass
    Headnoise Dumbass Optimist
    vwjimmyoz Dumbass Car Nut
    Silent Melody Oy Ve! Dumbass
    Magenta Mystical Dumbass
    Tess Numbass Dumbass
    woozee Computer-tossing Dumbass
    Robyn SexyBlondDumbass
    charlesj Dumbenough Charles Dumbass
    jagmi Redwings Dumbass
    Aladdin Posterchild Dumbass
    Pluto Groaning Dumbass
    rev No Fool Dumbass Matrix
    TracyInIndy Midwest Dumbass
    SMC Sandy Footprints Dumbass
    Rachel Nonsensical Dumbass
    dizzyj Nostradumbass
    gerg Welcome Mat Dumbass
    DBE Dancing Through Life Dumbass
    Stacey Dumbass From Onion Country
    Anubis Last Year Dumbass
    daisycow Bloomin' Bovine Dumbass
    SandinHerShoes Queen Margarita Dumbass
    Starfish Dog Lovin' Dumbass
    Jabber Ass-backwards Dumbass
    Nava Alta Fuel Gauge Challenged Dumbass
    Donis Dumbass Liaison of Laughter
    DizzyNBlue Forever Faithful Dumbass
    survivedit 30 Year Long List Dumbass
    knitter Sobbing Dumbass :'(
    wileyriley Dumbass Stumbler
    jmunding GownOnBackwards Dumbass
    rizzy Efficacious Dumbass
    Loz Looloo Dumbass
    cupoftea Trapped In D.C. Dumbass
    Dizzybabe68 Smiling Dumbass :)
    Daize WooHooDumbass
    januarygirl Quirky Dumbass
    Verti_Geaux Hot and Spicy Dumbass
    DizE Donna June Memorial Never Change Dumbass
    Kimberly Scrambled Dumbass
    Earinger Okie "Model" Dumbass
    tumbleweed Ocean Sunrise Dumbass
    tm53 LooksBeforeLeaps Dumbass
    USMC Marine Dumbass
    Vertigo247 HaHa Dumbass
    devansarty Orderly Dumbass
    dizzy teacher 2 Sweet Heart Dumbass
    CdnTBear PrideInAPuddle Dumbass
    imtickledpink WayEager Dumbass
    kerryh Credentialed Dumbass
    Seadog Ambidextrous Dumbass Without Coffee
    Tori Licensed Clinical Dumbass
    Titus Dumbass Professor
    RKostiukR Happy Speller Dumbass
    pardonme Certified Charming Dumbass
    Scarflady Princess and the Pea Dumbass
    Aliza Inspirational Dumbass
    carolyn33 Dumbass Name Changer
    Newflady Devilmaycare Dumbass
    Phildsc Moose Eared Dumbass
    JMsScottie1 Blue Tort Dumbass Bunny
    winsome Misplaced Dumbass
    mcdizzy Who's the Dumbass Dumbass
    Job1315 Normal JustLikeYouandMe Dumbass
    Uncle Buck Mighty Favorable Dumbass
    John Forgotten Dumbass
    June Healthcare Dumbass Puzzler
    Tara Tara, Always a good multitasking smartass dumbass
    Sheri61 Dumbass Wherever She Goes
    Shining Dumbass Witch & Minister of Quack Cures
    Papajoe Surprised Dumbass
    Prima Donna Motormouth Cheesehead Dumbass
    Calliope Driving Snow Dumbass
    Louise High-heeled Mary Jane Dumbass
    endoquest Sworn To Secrecy Dumbass
    egross Reluctant Surefire Dumbass
    Mitten Troll Hug Slut Dumbass

    New members please pm or email me so that you are included in the official membership.



    The Dumbass Club HOLDINGS

    The Clubhouse
    The Treehouse
    Van
    Bus
    Boats - two
    Chainsaw
    Land somewhere far from folks who do not like fun

    ++++++++++++THE DUMBASS CLUB IS BACK!++++++++++++



    If I forgot you, post .

    Welcome to The Dumbass Club.

    Questions? Ask.


    SO BE IT
    Gardenfish - Grand Dumbass
     
  2. tess

    tess New Member

    nunya

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  3. Linda1002

    Linda1002 New Member

    Re: The Dumbass Club, redux.

    Once again, presenting our Grand Dumbass:

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  4. gardenfish

    gardenfish New Member

    Re: The Dumbass Club, redux.

    Tess, Linda. :)

    Hey we need a Treasurer. Who is bad with money?

    Grand Dumbass Gardenfish
     
  5. Linda1002

    Linda1002 New Member

    Re: The Dumbass Club, redux.

    How about honoring one of our most dedicated dumbasses......Dixie Chick, aka Dixielynn, aka Quilt Queen.........or just Dixie.
     
  6. gardenfish

    gardenfish New Member

    Re: The Dumbass Club, redux.

    done! ;D
     
  7. burd

    burd New Member

    Re: The Dumbass Club, redux.

    I would henceforth like to be considered for the position of dumbass treasurer. My qualifications are as follows:
    I can't count past my toes and fingers...that would be 20...right?
    Also I am terrible with math in any of it's forms.

    I feel I am perfect for this position.
    Thank you for considering my application.

    Feathered Dumbass
     
  8. Spinner

    Spinner New Member

    Re: The Dumbass Club, redux.

    Among all the other accolades heaped on me by the Grand Dumbass ;) :eek: I was also the "Politically Correct" Dumbass as anointed by our long lost Dumbass Prima Donna. ;D
     
  9. gardenfish

    gardenfish New Member

    Spinner, shall I change it?
     
  10. woozee

    woozee New Member

    Can I join? Huh, Huh, Huh, I think I qualify! Whata I hav to do? woozee, the very happy girl to be back with all my friends.
     
  11. gardenfish

    gardenfish New Member

    welcome woozee. Do you like the name I gave you?
     
  12. Spinner

    Spinner New Member

    Why would I care? ??? I am a Dumbass afterall! ;) ;D ;) ;D I'm just glad I'm on the Bus! 8)

    Thanks for asking! ;D (I do miss our friend PD though! :'()
     
  13. Linda1002

    Linda1002 New Member

    Me, too :(.
     
  14. cdedie

    cdedie Designed by DizzyNBlue

    It is an honor to back amoungst my own dumbasses! I'd salute you but we haven't found that bottle yet.....have we? ???

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  15. gardenfish

    gardenfish New Member

    can we Dumbasses make signs or what?
     
  16. Linda1002

    Linda1002 New Member

  17. ripper roo

    ripper roo lisa

    :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

    you forgot this aussie dumbass

    i was known as the first aussie dumbass in the last club
    and i havent changed im still a DUMBASS

    lisa
     
  18. gardenfish

    gardenfish New Member

    silly ozling! You are the fourth one listed under MEMBERSHIP

    Cheers!
     
  19. Linda1002

    Linda1002 New Member

    Lisa - You're on the list -- go back and look...............LOL!
     
  20. silent melody

    silent melody Jewish guilt - The gift that keeps on giving!

    yeah! Im glad taht the dumbasses are back! Oy vey, it's good to be bck!
     

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