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Discussion in 'Your Writer's Den' started by misspukes alot, Aug 19, 2009.

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  1. dizzysheba01

    dizzysheba01 New Member

    "Idle hands, the devel's work shop!"
     
    dizzysheba01, Sep 12, 2009
    #241
  2. dizzysheba01

    dizzysheba01 New Member

    He/she's not tightly wrapped!
     
    dizzysheba01, Sep 12, 2009
    #242
  3. dizzysheba01

    dizzysheba01 New Member

    I was reading the instructions on a can of drain opener. it read:

    "...if you cannot read, do not use this product."

     
    dizzysheba01, Sep 12, 2009
    #243
  4. bdavis

    bdavis It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

    He's a bubble off plumb.
     
    bdavis, Sep 13, 2009
    #244
  5. leviticus

    leviticus Jonah's whale

    His elevator don't go all the way to the top
     
    leviticus, Sep 13, 2009
    #245
  6. bdavis

    bdavis It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

    One fry short of a happy meal.
     
    bdavis, Sep 13, 2009
    #246
  7. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

    .
     
    pardonme, Sep 13, 2009
    #247
  8. bdavis

    bdavis It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

    Swims like a lead duck.
     
    bdavis, Sep 13, 2009
    #248
  9. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

    .
     
    pardonme, Sep 13, 2009
    #249
  10. bdavis

    bdavis It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

    Full as a tick.
     
    bdavis, Sep 13, 2009
    #250
  11. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

    .
     
    pardonme, Sep 13, 2009
    #251
  12. bdavis

    bdavis It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

    OMG. I've never heard that one. That's a good one.
     
    bdavis, Sep 14, 2009
    #252
  13. leviticus

    leviticus Jonah's whale

    slicker'n snot on a door knob
     
    leviticus, Sep 15, 2009
    #253
  14. bdavis

    bdavis It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
    that's just gross man..


    Spooning leads to forking.
     
    bdavis, Sep 16, 2009
    #254
  15. leviticus

    leviticus Jonah's whale

    slicker'n a peeled onion
     
    leviticus, Sep 16, 2009
    #255
  16. Seadog

    Seadog Ambidextrous dumb-ass with out coffee

    I....Am....BATMAN
     
    Seadog, Sep 16, 2009
    #256
  17. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

    .
     
    pardonme, Sep 16, 2009
    #257
  18. Seadog

    Seadog Ambidextrous dumb-ass with out coffee

    Really,, huh I never made the connection...

    PS Cat woman is way hot

    And before anyone asks, I have no Robin
     
    Seadog, Sep 16, 2009
    #258
  19. pardonme

    pardonme Guest

    .
     
    pardonme, Sep 16, 2009
    #259
  20. Seadog

    Seadog Ambidextrous dumb-ass with out coffee

    yeah I figured
     
    Seadog, Sep 16, 2009
    #260
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