sayings that are my favourite

I love qoutes and sayins, and the odd out down for mean guests, heres a few of my favs

You cant always get what you want, but if you try somtime, you just might find, you get what you need! (rolling stones)

wheres my bridge , to get me over this troubled water!

It takes a man to admit he's wrong, but a woman to tell him first!

If life is like a box of chocolates, howcome I always get left the coffee creme?

if i were as tall as you are stupid, there would be a hole in this roof.

"my jobs is safe! nobody else wants it!

"dont ever hold in a fart, becasuse they travel up your back, and go in to your brain, and thats were sh#**y ideas come from! (sorry)


hehehe hope they brighten up your day! xxx

 

.

 

A good freind, bails you out of Jail. A best freind is sitting next to you saying " man that was blast."

 

Never argue with a moron, for they will drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience.

He has the IQ of a rocking horse and the charisma of a brick through your window.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

 

I love the one from the Dennis the Menece movie where Walter Matthau says,

"Why is it that everyone around here feasts on the pleasures of life, I get the indigestion

 

beware of stupid people in large groups

 

Lead, follow, but get the hell out of my way

 

My personal favorite to ponder:
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?

 

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

 

Horn Broke, Watch for Finger

 

If progress means to move forward, what does congress stand for.

 

Nip it in the bud!!!

 

You can call me Betty, and Betty I will call you Al

 

Hey Betty,
If you’ll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal.
Al

 

I'd come into the house after a day of playing in the woods and my mother would say, "You look like the wreck of the Hesperus" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wreck_of_the_Hesperus

I loved it. Ended up joining the Navy.

 

oh tell me more I love theese sayings hehehe xxx

 

Too slow to run, too fat to fly.

 

At 18 years of age I thought my old man was the dumbest man on the planet

At 22 years of age I was surprised to see how much my old man had learned in 4 short years

Mark Twain


If you want to break that damn thing

Hit it with a hammer

My Da




na, na, na, nat,,,na, na, na, nat,,, call me Al

 

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear the fool
Than open your mouth and remove all doubt

Mark Twain

I walk I fall down, mean while
I keep on Dancing

Sea Hags favorite


To late to plow too windy to carry feathers, so I might as well Dance

My late sister Sue


I am happier than a queer in a dick tree

Gay friend (good friend) of mine that died from Aids

na,na,na,na,nat

 

"You just got the green weenie" military phrase used rather often and with good reason