Post something funny weather it be an antedote, a joke, a story, chinese proverb, laws, signs you have seen...etc. I love to laugh but don't always want to look for jokes...so now they can be in one place! The person to post the funniest funny wins a prize! And the prize is whatever the winner decides to reward themselves with! OK, I'll go first. Ancient Chinese Proverb: Baseball is wrong, man with four balls can not walk.
Sign on Interstate 80 in Pennsylvania- "Mile Run 2 miles" Sign on Interstate 81 in New York - "Marathon 11 miles" ....some things just don't measure up.
There is a stop sign on my mom's street but under it is has another sign that says "turn left without stopping"...that is the only way to turn and the sign sits at a dead end so there is no need to stop at all if you aren't supposed to stop before turning.
At the local VFW hall there is a monthly Men Only poker night. On the entrance door someone had written a note that read "NO WOMAN ALOUD".
Maybe not my BEST funny, but one I keep around cause I like it. A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman, who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied . "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own fu**ing blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted. The End
