MAN OF THE HOUSE

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  1. rose

    rose New Member

    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.

    He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this
    house and my word is Law..

    You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous
    dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want..

    Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.

    Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?



    The wife replied, 'The f***in' funeral director would be my first guess.'....
     
  2. wlyeager

    wlyeager Fly fishing is good for the soul

    So much for being man of the house.................
     
  3. SMRoz

    SMRoz Coast Guard Dizzy! (Ret)

    If i tried to pull that ego filled macho act my wife would say the same thing
     
  4. Papajoe

    Papajoe Myco-dental Freak of Nature

    That sounds like suicide-by-wife
     

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