Liar Liar Pants On Fire

This thread you can say anything you want as long as it is a complete lie......

I'll go first:

I hate playing these games on the computer.

 

I love having Meniere's Disease.

 

It's a lot of fun having to stay up ALL NIGHT long so that my doctor can do a sleep-deprived EEG at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.

 

I would be soo lonley without the ringing and buzzing in my ear.

 

I wish I would have had 15 children.

 

I just Love early rushed mornings

 

I love my neighbors for cutting down their pollinating trees and giving me an asthma attack.

 

I'm telling a lie.

 

Sorry guys I couldn't resist.

I wish there were more people driving 20mph in a 45 zone.

 

I was forced to eat that ice cream just now!

 

I love it when my students don't have their homework.

 

I just love not being able to hear my grandkids talk to me.

 

I just HATE the beach

 

I love it when customers yell at us (me/employees) for getting a late fee when THEY didn't pay their bill on time.

 

I love it when I get sales calls in the middle of dinner at late at night.

 

i love it when my husband doesn't call to say he will be late and dinner is almost done!

 

I love that when you ask your kids who did something the Not me ghost is always it.

 

I love throwing up...

 

Ewwwww thanks for the visual ^ lol

I love when flies get in the house.

 

i love it when you dust and within an hour there is more dust.