Gimme 5

Good for you:
Celery
Carrots
Salad
Peaches
Apples

Bad for you:
Snickers
Candy kisses
Linzor cookies
Oreos
Cupcakes

Gimme five things your kids do that drive you nuts

 

5 things they say

I'm not listening to you
I don't have to do what you say
Give me
Ok fine, I'll ask mommy when she gets home
Mommy is the boss of me

5 things they do

1. Take a shower and flood the bathroom because they don't think the shower curtain is important.
2. Don't pick up the basement after playing with Legos
3. Play tackle football in the house with each other
4. Spill toothpaste all over the counter in the bathroom
5. Not putting laundry in the laundry basket.

Gimme 5 places you would rather live than where you are living?

 

Can't, I like where I live.

Gimme five reasons to relocate

 

A new beginning/nobody knows your name or past.
A boyfriend/girlfriend
A new job/opportunity
To live by the ocean
To get away from law enforcement

Gimmie your 5 favorite magazines to read?

 

Don't read magazines at all

Gimme five ways to get out of an irritable mood besides killing the person who got you there

 

Call an ex boyfriend/girlfriend
Snuggle with a dog
Tell that person to go to hell
Go for a walk
Read a book/watch a movie

Gimme 5 careers you would like to do

 

Stewardess
Writer
Artist
Vet
Florist

Gimme five jobs you've had

 

Sorority houseboy in college
Burger King
Landscaping
Bar Tender---- loved it
Banker---- hated it

Gimme 5 habits you can't stand?

 

Nail biting
Liars
Belching
Farting
Spitting

Gimme five things that keep a marriage/relationship stand the test of time

 

Girlfriend/Boyfriends on the side
Luck
Trust
Honesty
Open communication

Gimme 5 things you dream about at night?

 

Flying
Being 30 again
The dog I had to put down
An old flame
I dream of when I didn't have MM

Gimme five secrets

 

I used to have a loop in my pierced eyebrow
I can juggle 4 balls at once
Magic is a hobby/interest of mine
I swim at least 1 mile every morning
I collect baseball cards and autographed bats.

Gimme 5 things you want to do this summer?

 

Go to permanent cosmetics and get eyeliner done
Remove the grass and have stones put in the front yard
Spend two weeks with my grandchildren near a beach
Lose 20 pounds
Find a drop dead dress for my sons wedding in Nov

Gimme five things you want to do this summer

 

Go to the beach
Teach my kids to boogie board
Go to a baseball game
Go deep sea fishing
Go for a long sail

Gimmie 5 things you miss about growing up?

 

I miss not having to have a cell phone
I miss hanging out with friends in the park drinking Boonesfarm Apple Wine and smoking weed and making out
I miss driving up and down the Avenue in my 68 Ford Galaxy Convertible, cherry red with a white convertible top
I really miss that car

I miss hanging at the reservation and jumping off the cliffs into the lake

Gimme five things you did as a teen that you wouldn't want your kids doing

 

You name it.

1. Look at adult magazines
2. Underage drinking
3. Steal radar detectors
4. Sneak out at night
5. Speed in a car

Gimmie 5 things you would to see happen for your kids?