GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF MEN Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq- ruled by a dick.
Before anyone objects to bumping up old threads, I have to say this thread is friggin hilarious! So, I figured let's have some fun and games,,with some new games to help to keep us sharp as tacks! Women have, "MENopause," and are critiqued because of That by men. Men have a mid-life crisis, have an affair cheating on their wives and lying constantly,,and people will say, "Oh,,he must be JUST having a mid-life crisis,,everything should be forgiven. It's not like me to be so pessimistic,,but hits IS FUN! Gina
