Blondes are not dumb!!

Discussion in 'Your Fun 'n Games Room' started by Jean F, Sep 4, 2007.

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  1. Jean F

    Jean F Its still a beautiful world!!

    A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long
    flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is
    tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to
    catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I
    ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5;
    you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This
    catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play
    the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the
    earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse,
    pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the
    blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs,
    and comes down with four?"
    The lawyer uses his laptop,searches all
    references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library
    of Congress. He sends e-mails all the smart friends heknows, all to no
    avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the
    blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to
    sleep.
    The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and
    asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with
    four?" The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back
    to sleep.
     
  2. Bergie

    Bergie New Member

  3. FreshFaith

    FreshFaith Ride to live. Live to ride.

    I bet she had a pink stripe in front too!!!!!!!! ;D
     
  4. NanKelly

    NanKelly Go Dawgs!!!

    That is a good one ;D :D :D :D :D :D
     
  5. wlyeager

    wlyeager Fly fishing is good for the soul

    I love lawyer jokes!
     

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