>>Blonde in Starbucks.... >> >> >> >> >> >>A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's >> >>a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. >> >> >> >>So she peels it off and starts screaming, >> >>"I've won a motorhome! >> >>I've won a motorhome!" >> >> >> >>The waitress says, "That's impossible. >> >>The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?" >> >> >> >>But the blonde keeps on screaming, >> >>"I've won a motorhome! >> >>I've won a motorhome!" >> >> >> >>Finally, the manager comes over and says, >> >>"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. >> >>You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome >> >>because we didn't have that as a prize. >> >> >> >>The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. >> >>I've won a motorhome!" >> >> >> >>And she hands the ticket to the >> >>manager and HE reads... >> >> >> >> >>(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!! . I PROMISE !) >> >> >> >>"W I N A B A G E L"