If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing) A cat's urine glows under a black light (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. In other words, send it to everyone! (And God love that pig!) Love to all jean F x
Fun stuff, but what I want to know is, who is studying pigs that closely, and how do they know what the pig is feeling?
Reminds me of a pig joke I learned long ago: A city slicker and his wife buy a small farm and want to raise pigs. So they buy a pig and arrange to have the pig "serviced" by a neighboring boar. So the city slicker puts the sow in the wheelbarrow and struggles down to the neighboring farm. In the evening he wheels the pig back home. The wife goes out the next morning and informs her hubby that there are no little piglets yet. So he once again wheels the sow down to the neighboring farm. He does this everday for a week and on the 8th morning his wife comes in and says, "Well there still aren't any little piglets but the sow got in the wheelbarrow and is ready to go!"
Thanks for taking the time out for communicating with us non-piggies. prosecutrix2850's joke shows that pigs know a good thing and can jump.
Oh Sean, I find that very hard to believe...unless you are just messy. You are too nice to be called a pig!
They just didn't know what they were saying, right Sean? How about we make sure they knew what they were saying? We can probably have the same researchers study you to make sure. We have to be thorough and cross all the Ts, dot the Is and all that correct?
I am up for that. Thank you, I am kinda messy cept for my kitchen, bathroom and bedroom are spotless Works for me. Thanks burd
