I’m hot as hell And start to sweat I think to myself How much worse can it get? I toss in my sleep And wake up all cockeyed Heaven help the person Who sleeps by my side I kick off the covers At least twenty times a night But my pillow and blanket Somehow survive the fight Aunt Flo comes to visit Less frequently now But when she comes calling She’s a nasty old cow I’m up one minute And then I am down I smile like an idiot Then it turns to a frown Look at me wrong And I’m liable to snap Cause this hot mama Ain’t takin’ no crap My hair’s getting thinner And starting to gray Looks like it’s gonna be A Miss Clairol day I wake in the morning And my back is all sore Just getting out of bed Is becoming a chore My knees seem to have A mind of their own They creak and they pop As I let out a groan My mind is still sharp With no signs of fraying I….um…er….hmmmmm Oh shit, I forgot what I was saying Oh yes, I need to make out a grocery list: Milk Bread Bananas Yogurt Condo….. Oops I think I got off track…. In closing my friends I’ll simply say this I’m now known as Ma’am And no longer Miss But all is not lost I still have my wits And far as I’m concerned That’s as good as it gits!! Keep smiling everyone!! ;D
Makes I laughs old girl. As I said many times peaches, you're a proper little grumpystump, he heheheehehe love ya xxxx
Hubs is going through Man.O. Pause He's miserable to live with when hormones are ravaging his body! I'd would have loved to have a CHANGE OF LIFE baby! (I know I'm crazy, but it's true!)
*ditto~~~what the hell was I thinking when I posted that? LOL! I think I've got this double-posting thing down now, for all who were concerned! "everything's clearer now the rain is gone, there are no obstacles in my wayyyy, gone is the darkness that led me down, it's gonna be a bright, bright, sunshiny day!" How is that for an inspirational moment, guys and gals? An Epifamy, TYG,
